This brown nail polish is built more on oils and scent than a named active. The score is about that mix, not a percentage on the box.
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Nail Lacquer You Don't Know Jacques!
$11.99
You Don't Know Jacques! is one of OPI's long-running neutrals, a dark brown creme with enough gray in it to read as taupe. OPI rates the lacquer for up to seven days with its base and top coat, and the wide brush is made to lay color down without streaks. It sits between an espresso and a milk chocolate, so it looks polished on short nails at the office as well as in fall. Like most creams this dark, it wants two thin coats for even color.
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The Edyt Score
4.4 / 5.0
This brown nail polish is a taupe, Creme, Vegan.
The brown nail polish is vegan.
The verdict
This brown nail polish suits classic taupe brown creme.
Compare against similar products
Side-by-side vs 6 near substitutes (essie, GELLEN, Morovan, Orly, Sally Hansen, and SinfulColors). Compare best for, format, finish, Edyt score, and notes. Swipe sideways to compare.
| Pick | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Best for | Classic taupe brown creme | Almond brown with a green undertone | Chocolate brown that air-dries | Nude and chocolate browns in one set | Chestnut creme at 0.6 fl oz | Opaque brown that dries in one step | A scented coffee-drip shade |
| Format | Brown Nail Polish | Brown Nail Polish | Brown Nail Polish | Brown Nail Polish | Brown Nail Polish | Brown Nail Polish | Brown Nail Polish |
| Finish | Taupe creme | Glossy almond | Chocolate brown | Nude and chocolate | Chestnut creme | Shiny opaque | Scented coffee |
| Edyt score Methodology: The Edyt Score reflects ingredient profiles, concentration, and formulation standards. It is separate from crowd-sourced user reviews. | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.2 |
| Notes | Taupe, Creme, Vegan | 0.46 fl oz, Vegan, Almond | No lamp, HEMA-free | Fall set, Quick dry | 0.6 fl oz, Chestnut | Opaque, Shiny, 3-in-1 | Scented, Coffee |
| $ / size | $11.99 | $8.93 | $8.07 | $8.49 | $9.99 | $5.98 | $8.73 |
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FAQ
Who is Nail Lacquer You Don't Know Jacques! best for?
You Don't Know Jacques! is one of OPI's long-running neutrals, a dark brown creme with enough gray in it to read as taupe. OPI rates the lacquer for up to seven days with its base and top coat, and the wide brush is made to lay color down without streaks. It sits between an espresso and a milk chocolate, so it looks polished on short nails at the office as well as in fall. Like most creams this dark, it wants two thin coats for even color.
How did Edyt Beauty score this brown nail polish?
Edyt Beauty rates Nail Lacquer You Don't Know Jacques! 4.4 out of 5 from the ingredient list, who it is for, and how the formula is built. That is separate from crowd-sourced user reviews.
How does it compare to similar products?
The compare table above stacks Nail Lacquer You Don't Know Jacques! against near substitutes for the same shopping job, including picks from essie, GELLEN, Morovan, Orly, Sally Hansen, and SinfulColors. For more from the same brand, see More from OPI below.
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